;; Proboards Song Night

[Windpelt]

BRING DA RUCKUS -- WU-TANG CLAN

Shaolin shadowboxing,
and the Wu-Tang sword style
If what you say is true,
the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang
could be dangerous
Do you think your Wu-Tang sword can defeat me?
En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Bring da mother****in ruckus
Bring da mother****in ruckus
Bring da mother, bring da mother****in ruckus
Bring da mother****in ruckus

Ghostface, catch the blast of a hype verse
My glock bursts, leave in a hearse, I did worse
I come rough, tough like an elephant tusk
Ya head rush, fly like Egyptian musk
Aw s***, Wu-Tang Clan spark the wicks an'
However, I master the trick just like Nixon
Causin terror, quick damage ya whole era
Hardrocks is locked the f*** up, or found shot
P.L.O. style, hazardous, cause I wreck this dangerous
I blow sparks like Waco, Texas

I watch my back like I'm locked down, hardcore
Hittin sound, watch me act bugged, and tear it down
A literate type not a very nice person, songs goin gold, no doubt
and you watch a corny n**** fold
Yeah, they fake and all that
Carryin gats but yo, my Clan
Rollin like forty Macs
Now ya act convinced, I guess it makes sense
Wu-Tang, yo sewwww, represent
I wait for one to act up
Now I got him backed up
Gun to his neck now, react what?
And that's one in the chamber
Wu-Tang banger, 36 styles of danger

Bring da mother****in ruckus
Bring da mother****in ruckus
Bring da mother, bring da mother****in ruckus
Bring da mother****in ruckus

I rip it hardcore, like porno-flick pregnant doges
I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits
Check it, my method on the microphone's bangin
Wu-Tang slang'll leave your headpiece hangin
Bust this, I'm kickin like Segall, Out for Justice
The roughness, yes, the rudeness, ruckus
Redrum, I verbally assault with the tongue
Murder one, my style shot ya knot like a stun-gun
I'm hectic, I wreck it with the quickness
Set it on the microphone, and competition get blown
By this nasty ass n**** with my n****, the RZA
Charged like a bull and got pull like a trigga
So bad, stabbin up the pad with the vocab, crab
I scream on ya ass like your dad, bring it on...

Bring da mother****in ruckus
Bring da mother****in ruckus
Bring da mother, bring da mother****in ruckus
Bring da mother****in ruckus

Yo, I'm more rugged than slaveman boots
New recruits, I'm f***in' up MC troops
I break loops, and trample s***, while I stomp!
A mudhole in that ass, cause I'm straight out the swamp
Creepin up on site, now it's Fright Night
My Wu-Tang slang is mad f***in' dangerous
And more deadly than the stroke of an axe
Choppin through ya back *swish*
Givin bystanders heart-attacks
Niggas try to flip, tell me who is him
I blow up his f***in prism
Make it a vicious act of terrorism
You wanna bring it, so f*** it
Come on and bring the ruckus
And I provoke niggaz to kick buckets
I'm wettin CREAM, I ain't wettin fame
Who sellin gain, I'm givin out a deadly game
It's not the Russian it's the Wu-Tang crushin
Roulette, slip up and get f***ed like Suzette
Bring da f***in ruckus...

Bring da mother****in ruckus
Bring da mother****in ruckus
Bring da mother, bring da mother****in ruckus
Bring da mother****in ruckus

So bring it on...
So bring it on...
So bring it on...
So bring it on...
So bring it on...
So bring it on...
So bring it on...

punk n****!



. . . Best rap group, I swear. xD

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[Blair ;;]

FALLEN KINGDOM - A PARODY OF VIVA LA VIDA BY COLDPLAY

I used to rule the world
Chunks would load when I gave the word
Now every night I go stow away
Hide from the mobs I used to slay

They once were terrified
Every time I looked into their eyes
Villagers would cheer my way
For a hero I was, that's what they'd say

One minute we had it all
Next our world began to fall
Away from all that it had once become
They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb

I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
And hope one day that this chaos and
Destruction turns for the better
Never a bow in hand
And that was when I ruled the land

It was the creepers and Skeletons
Blew down the doors and boxed us in
Arrows whizzing by like streaks of light
I tried all that I could to stay and fight

As the undead roamed the street
Families broken at my feet
Life itself suspended by a thread
Oh, why is it that I wasn't dead

I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
If this battle should leave me slain
I know that Herobrine calls my name
Better to take a stand
And that was when I ruled the land